“Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”Ħ. “Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!”Ĥ. “What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be a beauty. “You know what material this is? Boyfriend material.”Ģ. “Believe it or not, gettin’ laid is still hard when you’re this good-looking.”ġ. “Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?”ģ0. “Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!”Ģ9. “Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.”Ģ8. “Do you believe guys think with their dick? Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?”Ģ6. “If I washed my dick, would you suck it? Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks?”Ģ5. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”Ģ3. “Excuse me I’ve seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?”Ģ2. “Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?”Ģ1. “Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?”ġ9. “I’m gonna have sex with you, you, and you. “I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.”ġ7. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.”ġ6. “Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? We’ve established what kind of woman that you are, we’re just haggling over the price.”ġ5. “I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. “If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?”ġ2. “I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?”ġ1. “Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!”ġ0. “Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?”ĩ. “Love is a sensation caused by a temptation to feel penetration a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination to increase the population for the next generation did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?”Ĩ. “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. “Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.”Ħ. “You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.”ĥ. “Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”Ĥ. “I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?”ģ. “You’d be so much cuter if you had my money. “Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?”ġ. “F**k me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?”ģ0. “F**k me if I’m wrong but isn’t your name Gretchen?.”Ģ9. “F**k me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don’t you?”Ģ8. “F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?”Ģ7. “Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply!”Ģ6. “Hey, so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex, and I’ll disappear in the morning.”Ģ5. “If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.”Ģ4. “I only have 12 hours to live… please don’t let me die a virgin.”Ģ3. “I am participating in the Sexual Olympics multiple orgasm relay race, and my partner just died of exhaustion. “Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.”Ģ1. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!”Ģ0. “My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. “Can you please tell me how my cum tastes?”ġ9. “So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it, I swear I’ll give you a full refund.”ġ8. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.”ġ7. “This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.”ġ6. “What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?”ġ5. “What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.”ġ4. “Want to play lion? That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!”ġ3. “Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?”ġ2. “What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.”ġ1. “Tickle your pussy with a feather? I said, Particularly nice weather.”ġ0. “With a great penis, comes great responsibility.”ĩ. “So, did you hear the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship? Well then, let’s go to my place and I’ll tell you all about it.”Ĩ. “Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.”ħ. “Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. “Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!”ĥ. “Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Ja-panties.”ģ. “Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.”Ģ.
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